If Vikings had memes

simplydalektable:

old-gods-and-chill:

lokispriestess:

haljathefangirlcat:

• I want Freya to break into my house and use her
  falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly
• The Lokasenna but every time someone is
  kinkshamed it gets faster
• Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant
  wolf’s mouth
• Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)
• “Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is
  everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”
• Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets
• Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw
• “Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I
  mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn,
  generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”
• Brace
  yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming
• Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo-
  Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.                                                              
• “don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever
  again” 
• Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*
• Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded
  Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitch

I love each and every one of these and I need more

I CAN’T BREATHE

@frenzied-fangirl