Really? You’d have been better off asking me for my top 5 healthy ice cream flavors… Oddly, all of my (potentially) healthy ships are from Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire. Well, there are enough characters and enough fucked-up shit happens that I actually just want them to be happy.
Brienne x Jaime
Margaery x Sansa (Margaery would have taken such good care of her…)
Jon x Ygritte (they were happy!)
Arya x Gendry
Daenerys x Yara (show only, because in the books her name is Asha and she sleeps with men, and kind of in a crack-y way, but… that was a delightful few seconds of suggestion)
Baskin Robbins Chocolate & Peanut Butter (that’s what I always got when I went there as a kid. For a sec I wasn’t sure whether they still existed or had gone the way of Blockbuster, but then I remembered Ant-Man)
Japanese red bean (I’m a slut for anything with red bean paste)
chocolate hazelnut gelato, a.k.a. frozen Nutella
I’m a sucker for weird flavors involving lavender and rose and cardamom and basil and stuff
He just fucking “All Lives Matter”’ed the Holocaust
Listen, British followers, I’m sure you vote Labour and that’s the right choice, but… can you call your MPs and tell them to kick this asshole out of leadership? Is that a thing that happens in the UK?